…cracks me up.  In May when we were having our rains a large section of our garden flooded.  I saw Zoe in her nice white shirt playing in the mud.  It was too late by then so I didn’t say anything.  About 5 minutes later she comes running up to the house,

“Mom!  Can I change into my swimsuit so I can play in the mud?”

I ask the obvious question, “You haven’t been playing in the mud already?”

“No.  Can I change?”

 ~ Merriann